*WARNING*
The following post contains language which may not be suitable for some readers. If you are the type that is weak of stomach, hates hearing 'bout people in happy relationships, or wishes great harm to myself an' owns a voodoo doll of my likeness, it is highly recommended that you skip this post.

"So how are you and Sandee doing?"

Do you really want to know?

Because I feel uncomfortable talking 'bout our relationship thinking that the only reason you're asking that question is out of politeness an' not out of genuine curiosity.
Because in my life, it feels like everytime I'm in a relationship, everyone else isn't. An' when I'm not, everyone is.
Anybody feeling me out there?
Personally, I didn't like hearing 'bout other people's relationships. Yup. BANG!!! One of those people.
Well, for the three people that actually sent me an e-mail wanting more posts from me an' the group of friends needing gossip, let me indulge you...

Could've sworn I've asked for people to take care of me in the past.
Pretty sure I've gotten myself really lost in this relationship right now.
You know.
That lost in love, completely biased towards her, completely whipped kinda thing.
Hell, I'm confident she can fart an' I'll think it's cute.

*Sigh*
Loving every minute of it.
Like how I get grumpy when I don't get to hear her voice or get a text-message from her in the morning. Or how we say "I miss you" 20+ times to each other each day. Or how we start cheesing everyime we hear each other's voices or are around each other.
An' the things that we come up with...

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Someone who loves you"

"Guess what?"
"What?"
"I love you"

Horribly cheesy. I know.
What happened to all the people who were supposed to be looking out for me an' getting ready to "BANG" me?
(Such a fun phrase)
Well, this is what happens when you take an actor's background an' add a childhood of Disney to that. Scary thing is, I think I've actually put these lines in plays I've written in the past.

Oh! Gonna quote a really good friend real quick while I still remember what she said.

"...we can't party without our whore there."
Good fun.

[Ed. note: Gonna be strange looking back at this post in the future.]